Saturday, July 04, 2009

Law goes gay....

Girls smooching girls,boys giving hugs and kisses to other boys.Cheering and posing happily in front of the television cameras. Its all happening after Delhi High Court took some 57 years to find out that section 377 of the Indian Penal Code is violative of fundamental rights.So now this 149 year old law is no more punishable.Though all this is going to bring more entertaining news on certain news channels. Two boys elope from one village to get married , Top Telugu actor xyz's daughter runs away with her girlfriend to tie the rope ,Taxi driver rapes a foreign male national and etc.

Well this may be of concern to only a few people who would be associated directly.This new development has brought smiles only to the faces of homosexuals. The other league must be worried, especially the male(straight) community. We already faced a tough time finding the right girl, now the girls have one more legal option as their lifepartner-Another girl. This would be a double blow for us. We dont lose a single girl but we lose two girls for every legal homosexual relationship.

Another matter of concern is the homosexual community's needs to spread its league.They will hunt down for new people.They were always on the hunt for new recruits for their league,but that was a covert missiona nd their groth was slow.Now they have a new tool,they are stronger now. They have the law with themselves." Join us now,We are now legal" that would be their punch line.India was always unsafe for women, now it would be unsafe for men too.

Now the biggest concern.With great powers,comes great responsibilties and with great laws becoming unpunishable comes greater ways to extort money. Getting bachelor accomodation was always a problem. It will be get worse. You have to find a roommate who is really a true friend.A person whom you can trust.If you dont find such a person as your roommate then i would suggest dont pose for photographs with such people. Someday that pic may be used against you. They could end up suing you claiming palimony for deciet in a homosexual relationship,which actually never existed. God save us all.Hope Lord Macualay's soul still rest in peace.



PS: I dont mean to hurt anyone's sentiments. I was just thinking about the ways me and some of my friends would get affected by the recent developements...

18 comments:

Aarthi said...

Lol...

Very true! Poor you guys... how will you manage to get a bachelors accommodation now! Tsk Tsk! ;)

GAGAN GABA said...

very nice thought...
but i think before this improvement, life was horrible for these guys...cops used to extract money,bully them,and black mail them under the name of 'Section 377'

Pranay said...

hehe... the first one's true dude...
but hey... thats not a result of this law... it just enables people to do it freely... what they had been doing in reculse... right!!

Manish said...

yups.. it's right..

i dont agree with gagan, i have seen people involved in homosexual, they were mostly from upper class, cops doesn't matter much for them. There has been a prince from gujrat who even married with his bf, and designer rohit bal already announced and celebrate his vacations with them.

obviously, tough for straight guys like me.. now less option, and i feel fearful because of it's getting spread. well, personal thoughts thoughts!!

Anand said...

Thank god. I don't have too many people to stand in my way. lol.

Srivatsan said...

"If you dont find such a person as your roommate then i would suggest dont pose for photographs with such people. Someday that pic may be used against you. They could end up suing you claiming palimony for deciet in a homosexual relationship,which actually never existed"
Oh god!This one is shocking..will it happen?... never take a pic with roommate! :D

Mads said...

Roommate ke saath pic wala point was great...
post was good...
pity u guys :P
*sniggers*
arre on a serious note, im really happy law has taken this course... :D

bella c said...

itz a prob 4 d gals also..one boy homo means gals losin 2 boys...n aajkal ache ladko ki kami bhi hai...neways..m glad dat men r also not safe ..muhahaha they deserve this..

Dan* said...

@ above comment

LOL

Same things r hapening in pakistan also ......as pakistan was also india :P

cutestangel said...

hee hee I sympathise with your concerns but surely you are not that naive.This law just means that people can have such relationships openly that were once happening in secret.I dont think there will be a sudden urge for people to convert!!

gkam said...

Straight guys will surely be facing problems to keep their "catch" safe.
Good Luck! :P

Where thoughts are Word$ said...

2nd July will always be remembered as "THEIR" INDEPENDENCE DAY...

I was really happy with this law till I had not read this post!!

:P

lol...Nice post!!

^_^

sajith viswam said...

well well well......
The Era has come parents looks to find good homely BOYs for their BOY!!! :P

Jokes apart!!
Im fully with this law!! After all the feeling is the same... We cannot push them to a corner of the society!! :)

Cheers....

Phani said...

You're right about two girls goin off the market in a lesbian relationship.

Y'know section 377 hasn't really been said to be 'violative' of fundamental rights as u put it. And also, Delhi HC didn't take 150 years but only 8 years as the case was in courts since 2001.

http://prisonerofpassion.blogspot.com

manorath said...

you are retarded it seems! Go get your fundamentals right! homosexuality is not a league or something which recruit people! some people are born that way! girls would be better off with other girls than one dimwit like u!

Adisha said...

LOL, a lighthearted look on how a serious issue affects you and your fellow beings :))

Well put !!! Hope things remain fine for you :D

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The Vitruvian Boy said...

@ all

Thank you.... :)

@ Manorath

chill.... :)
agreed some ppl are born that way...
That doesnt mean they are always good and never wrong....

No one should be forced into fulfilling others desires... :D

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