Friday, August 24, 2012

The Call- Part 1


It was usual Saturday morning.  Spiky and Lessmore were awake since 7 am while More Orangee was still in bed. The Tv was on and was showing the latest bollywood songs on MTV.
Lessmore walked past Orangee’s bed and pulled the blanket away from Orangee. Few mins later Spiky entered the room and switched off the fan. Orangee  showed no signs of waking up.

“ Throw water on him , he is gonna ruin one more weekend of ours with his sleep “. Said Spiky tossing a water bottle towards Lessmore.

“ Well  last time we tried this, it was the worst ever weekend! He refused to cooperate at all “ replied 
Lessmore

“ So what do we suggest we can do about this situation !!! “ Asked spiky

“ Wait or pray for a miracle “ answered Lessmore with a sarcastic face.

Suddenly Spiky reached for the TV remote and pressed the Mute button. “ I think someone’s phone is ringing. “

yup ! Its Orangee’s , I ll go and check who is calling him “

Lessmore reached the cellphone and saw it was a call from an unknown number. He returned back to the living room with the cellphone.

“Who is it?? Why aren’t u answering it ?? “ Asked Spiky

“Well , its an unknown number.. what should I do  “ Replied Lessmore

“ Ya alright, I ll answer “

“Well answer it.. Whats the fear behind answering calls from unknown number?  “
Just when the ring was about to end, Lessmore answered the call.
“ Hello “
“ Hello “ was the reply in a Girl’s voice on the other side of the cellphone.
Lessmore was quick to cover the mic with his hands and whispered to Spiky

Spiky raised his eyebrows “ What about that ? ,  don’t u think  you should talk there instead of here ?“
“It’s a Girl !!! “

“ I don’t think I should handle this call, How about you  “


“ No you picked the call, you talk “

Spiky and Lessmore Danced around the Moulded chair, with Lessmore trying hard to give the phone to Spiky. Spiky meanwhile did his best to keep his hands away from the cellphone.

“ Talk!! U Idiot!! What will that girl think, u said Hello and Disappeared…  “
 
Whispered Spiky

“ You talk if u are so concerned about her … !!! “

“ Precious seconds are adding value to rudeness with which we are treating that caller! Answer the call Lessmore  ““ Hello!  “
“ Hello, am I speaking to More Orangee? “  enquired the girl’s Voice

“ She wants talk to Orangee “
 
 Lessmore whispered to Spiky

“ Give the phone to me you Idiot! What do u think she Dialed Orangee’s number to speak with Obama ? “

Lessmore threw the phone towards Spiky’s ears and spiky’s hand’s caught hold of the phone exactly when it reached his ears.

“ Hello  , I am His Roommate speaking, More Orangee is sleeping ! May I know who’s calling?”“ Well I am Sneha Nair , When will he wake up ? “

“ Do u want me to wake him  ? “

“ Nah its ok, I ll call him later “


“ May I know what’s this regarding  “


“ Nah! Its ok I ll call later “

“ Is this regarding Credit cards offer ? “


” No ”

Personal Loans??
 
“ No way, Listen just tell yr roommate to call back when he wakes up “  replied Sneha angrilySpiky asked sarcastically“ Is there any other thing I can do for you maam? “

“ Yes , Next time decide who will do the talking before  u guys answer yr roommate’s phone ,
Or at least make sure you cover the mic properly while communicating with each other. “
  
Sneha Nair replied before disconnecting the call

 The reply came as a sucker punch to Spiky! He was point blank !!!  It took a while to realize that Lessmore was whispering continuously  

“What is he saying, who she is ?? “

“ It was some Sneha Nair, when Orangee wakes up I am supposed to tell him that he needs to call back. “ 
Spiky replied with an almost mute volume of sound.

“Nair ??? Mallu!!! Hmm Did she hang up “ Asked Lessmore

“ Ya she  did ““  Why are u still Whispering then ? ““Hmmm…aa aaha Nothing! Lets wake up Orangee, I think the miracle happened ! “Spiky and Lessmore entered Orangee’s bedroom and started nudging Orangee.
Wake up Orangee!!! Wake up !!
 “ Get the hell out of here, Let me sleep “ replied orange in a sleepy voice

“ Orangee! Some girl called you on yr cellphone. She said she will talk only to you”“ I am not spoiling my Saturday’s sleep for some girl ! ““ Its not some girl. Its Sneha Nair! She told her name as well “
“ Did u say Nair ?? “ Orangee opened his eyes and raised his eyebrows

“Ya Nair! Who is she I never knew you knew someone by that name ? ” Asked Lessmore

“ I don’t know any Sneha Nair, Nair Means Mallu right?? “
“ Yup !!!  wow Orangee Gets a call from a mallu girl And its not abt credit cards or personal loans “Lessmore spoke with a big smile on his face

” Huh !! what if its about charity , country Club memberships etc etc ” Asked Orangee 

” I spoke to her, and she didnt sound like that, And she knew yr name Orangee!! She knows you!! A mallu girl knows about you and your number and she called you and u dont know who she is??? This is Atrocious !! And here u are miserably lazy, sleeping and wasting away the wonderful oppurtuinities that life is giving you ” said Spiky

 Alright!! Alright!! Enough of preachings!! I ll call her “

Will be continued

Thursday, September 10, 2009

The Reverse Gear


The Hero Honda Passion made a peculiar sound as the rider applied brakes. Orangee glanced away from his cellphone screen with an expectation. Yes,It was Spiky.

Spiky:- hey! you wont believe whom i saw just now.
There was an excitement in his voice, a joy!
Orangee(smiling) :- i would believe every word of yrs
Spiky:- Boy! she was pissed off i guess, she said she wont talk with me either.
Orangee:- ooh ya??
Spiky:- ya.. spoke something about break-up by association something.
Orangee:- Ok! So Shania will have to choose side now. Us or her...
Spiky: what did u do?What happened??
Orangee :- Well! dont ask... i dont wanna talk abt it..We are late.. lets get going...

7 mins earlier


More Orangee sat on the bus stop bench. He saw a bus approaching the stop. He watched as the driver steered the big vehicle towards left and brought it to a stop.Noone got down,there was noone else in that stop so the Conductor whistled and the bus went away.
"I wish i had waited for the this bus" thought Orangee. He pulled out his Cellphone and started playing Sudoku.

12 mins earlier


More Orangee got down from the bus and stretched his arms and legs.

" Hmm tiring journey huh??"
Orangee turned back to see the source of this familiar voice.
Orangee(surprised): ooh!! Sundae!! hi!.... what are you doing here?
Sundae: U didnt answer my question... and by the way what brings you to this
part of the city?

Orangee: nah nah.. not tiring..40 min ride! I was gonna watch a movie with my
frd.

Sundae: Movie with Shreya... seems interesting..
Orangee: what?? no! no! she isnt coming... were u in the same bus?
Sundae: ooh just shut up. Stop fooling around. I know there's something going on
between
you two.Stop pretending.Why dont you accept the truth?
Orangee: Are you crazy? what are you talking abt? and what if i watch a movie
with her?

Sundae: huh... so u are watching the movie with her.
Orangee: i didnt say that..
Sundae: U just said that... just stop pretending that i still mean a lot to you. i just
saw how much
u love me !How much you care abt me.
Orangee: Listen! i have no idea about what you are talking about?
Sundae: Just stop it.. stop it!!
Orangee: Stop what? This is a stop.. A bus stop.Thats the board.The Driver is
supposed to stop the bus her,I am a Pedestrian.

Sundae: Would you ever take my talks seriously?
Orangee: Listen i am serious! could you please explain what is this all about.You
are the one who
gets angry and doesnt answer my calls for days.
Complete cut off. And now this??

Sundae: Listen i am sick of all this.You are pathetic.There is no use talking to you. I
just wanna
say is Go to hell... I dont wanna talk to you ever. Go watch
movies with as many girls as
you want.
Orangee: Spiky isnt a girl!!
Sundae: Dont interrupt! I am breaking up with you! this is final. U ll never get the
satisfaction of
ignoring my calls and sms and all. Coz i am never ever
gonna call you again.

Orange : Satisfaction of ignoring your calls? wait!!! listen to me... i can explain!!!
Sundae : Its over.. i no longer believe you... stay away from me or i ll call the police
and press
eve-teasing charges on you.

She walked away. Orangee stood there and wondered why the Govt of India didnt make any laws for Adam-Teasing. Afterall there must be many boys like him in this country.

15 mins earlier

Orangee was sat near the window. He felt lucky. He never got seat in public buses and today he got a window seat. A really nice day for him he thought.He felt his cellphone vibrating and pulled it from his jeans pocket. 1 message from Sundae " Hi how are you dear... I was thinking abt us... and i think i was wrong. I believe you now. Orangee smiled reading this. He kept the phone in his pocket and saw scenery outside the window when he sensed his cellphone ringing. He pulled out to see who's calling, but he missed it.It read 1 missed call Sundae 6:30 pm. Orangee made a disgusted face and kept the phone in his pocket. 2 mins later the call came again. He took it out and just when he was about to answer it, the call was disconnected. he kept his phone in the pocket again. The round of missed calls came again and again and everytime Orangee was gonna answer it, it would get disconnected. Orangee switched his phone to offline mode.He saw his stop was coming so he went near the front exit door.

10 mins earlier


Shania: you have plans for this evening?
Orangee: yes! A movie.
Shania: wow! With Sundae?
Orangee: Nopes... she isnt talking yet... I am going with Spiky.
Can i have yr phone..i have to make a call...
Shania: sure! Spiky??
Orangee: ya..

Orangee took the cellphone and made the phone call.

The convo

Orange: heyy! Its me More...
Spiky : listen.. i am stuck...i wont be free till 7..
Orangee :what happened?
Spiky: long story... why dont u take a bus to my place.. i ll pick u up from the stop...
we ll make it on time...
Orangee: alright but listen be there by 7:05. I dont have bal on my phone...
so i wont be able
to
make calls or text you. 7:05 sharp! OK???
Spiky : Roger that! 7:05 pm...
Orangee: see you then...
Spiky: cya..

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Miss You....

Close your eyes and I'll miss you
soon I'll be with you
Remember I'll always be true
And then while I'm away
I'll be there with you in some or the other way
And I'll send all my loving to you
I'll pretend That I'm not in blues
Duration about this has no clues
Still I hope that my dreams will be full of you.....

And then while I'm away
I'll be there with you in some or the other way
And I'll send all my loving to you
All my loving I will send to you
All my loving, darling I'll be true ......

Sunday, August 30, 2009

I dont know what should be the title for this.......

Due to some unavoidable circumstances....
I ll be away from blogs-ville,gtalk facebook and all for a few days..
I am gonna miss you all..
I promise that i will be back soon.

And yes the blog plays a song thats just for you..
Listen to the Beatles singing i want you....
Its my true feelings...

And dont think you are heavy..
Its referring to the time....
She(Time) is so heavy and dense and thick...
At this moment i feel it wont pass away quickly,
But then i recently came to know about the Law of Diminishing marginal utility....
I dont really understand it yet, since you havent explained it..... :D
So it wont be long i guess...
This phase will go away soon... :)


M'ya a lot...... :)

Thursday, August 20, 2009

It must have been love, but its over now !!!



"I still care for you a lot but i am no longer in love with you, I realize we aren't meant for each other "


Now when yr girl comes and speaks these words of wisdom to you, your world comes crashing down around you. Yet you face this terrible blow heroically and walk away... only to get confused between yours dreams and reality and end up calling her at late nights. Wise men were always right. Time does heal pain. But the problem is, they were partly right. Time alone doesnt heal any pain. Its has to start with your efforts. Its time to get you back in one piece.

Enjoy singleton


Dont stop walking just bcoz you are alone. You had a gr8 time with her, why should it be any different without her? Analysis the thing you have earned from the break up? You now have loads of extra free time, coz you dont have to meet her, wait for her outside the beauty parlour,
or talk endlessly on phone.So utilize this time, watch new movies, learn some art, read books. Something constructive , dont just sit idle. You also have loads of balence on yr phone now, Call up your old frds and Granny or the ones you always wanted to talk but never had the balance on yr phone bcoz of yr ex. Your voice will make them happy... and in turn u ll be happy too..

Returning from Neverland

If She had no existence in reality at all, u wouldnt miss her! Believe this as a fact! Visit new places. Dont go to the same hangouts spots where u used to go out with her. Every new place will have new birds. Delete all her sugar coated messages , change the wallpaper,remove the speed dial from your mobile phone. Allocate these resources for other people you love but never expressed it to them. Send a sms to yr dad,mom or sibling saying how much you love them and miss them. Seems strange and embarrassing. Buts it works wonders..

RENOVATION


Change everything around you that reminds about her. Rename her on yr mobile phone. Get her First name as well as Last name. Use yr anger to find good pseudo names for her. Dumper truck, Neel Metal Fanalca , Medussa. Search for a name that brings a smile on yr face, every time you receive her call or sms. The name should related to her in some or the other way.

POWERS OF BRAIN

If you cant use renovation methods , delete her name from the contact list. Dont save her number at all. Make yr brain work everytime you want to call her. Mentally replay all your ex's bad qualities or the bad times of yr relationships. Imagine her with some extra weight, her worst hairstyle and her worst dress. Replay those first initial comments that came to yr mind but never came out of yr mouth when you were with her.Think abt this everytime before you want to make a call The fingers of temptation would surely be resisted. Always remember For every positive aspect abt your ex, there has to be an equal and opposite negative aspect abt her. So its not difficult.

SHIFT DELETE

The naughty videos and photos where she is cuddling you. The beautiful places you have visited together. One treatment for all such pic. If you are not able to gather the courage to press those two buttons. Ask yr frd to do tht for you. I am sure he would do that if he's yr best frd. Take her pic out from yr wallet. Dont think that you are Imran Hasmi from the movie Zeher and yr ex will be delighted when someday she sees the pic is still there on yr wallet. This kind of illusion will only result in losing new birds.

I AM NOT RECRUITING

"lets just stay as friends"
Ha ha ha! This is the polite and indirect way of saying you are demoted but she would still need your services. DONT SAY YES! Be a man! Stay polite and say no. Dont think this could be your chance for a second innings.. Relationships arent like Test match, they are either T20 or ODIs...
Even if she really wants it, stay firm. Tell her you are facing a recession when it comes to friends and able to give importance and time to yr present friends and thats why u arent looking for new ones. However in future you will update her for any new openings.

CHANGES IN FRIEND CIRCLE


Tell your friends not to talk about her. The past wasnt only about her alone. There are so many things they can talk about, other than you being single. Hangout with people who are stronger than you. Get inspired by them. If they can look and feel happy you can be the same. Hand out with your friends who are girls and single. Dont try anything. Just hangout.

FIRE FIGHTING

You must be burning inside. But then dont let the smoke come out.They say 'You dont realize the importance of certain things in your life until you lose them.' Thats so true when it comes to ex girlfriends. You may suddenly find yr ex more hot and attractive than ever. The reason? Girls who dump their boyfriends dont resort to smoking and booze.So stay away from it. It wont help at all. Devdas died in the end alone. No matter what Green fairy wouldnt give you the real pleasure of life. Life would be more of an illusion.

RECONSTRUCT THE FOUNDATION

Utilize the fire inside you, Join a gym, get in shape. Upload power songs like Lose yrself, Remember the name, eye of the tiger and Superman on yr ipod and hit the treadmill. And when u run dont just sing "I cant be your Superman" instead sing i would be superman for someone else. With great looking healthy body comes no great responsibilities but you may get great looking birds.

MAN AT WORK

This is the most important of all.You have been dumped, that doesnt mean you will stay Single forever. But then you should nt rush to find a new soul mate. Noone can clap with a single hand. If she dumped you, there would be reasons for it. There must be some shortcomings on yr side too. If she is a Magica De Spell then you must be Flintheart Glomgold as well. Try to find these faults on yrside. Remove them all before you hunt for a new mate. try to think the alchemist way. You are dumped once, you may not be dumped again, but if you dumped twice, you may be dumped again and again.

REVENGE

This isnt about plotting at all. Dont be a villain. " if she isnt mine she is noones " You would be really be one sick person if you think so. The best revenge in life is living a good life. So work up yrself before you find your next girlfriend. And when you find her, love her like noone has ever loved . She deserves all the happiness in her life. so dedicate yr soul for accomplishing that. That would be the ultimate revenge.But this ultimate revenge would be ultimate if u dont really mean what you are doing. She should never get the feeling that you are doing this just for a revenge against yr ex. Enjoy as couple. You should be like Ex's envy Owner's Pride


Have a happy time ahead....... :) PS :- Please pardon me girls. I dont mean to hurt any girls sentiments. I dont mean to say that only girls are bad and dump boys. There are boys who do that as well. Hope some of you may come up with a post dedicated to girls who have been dumped. Or the girls may twist some of the above mentioned points for their own good :)

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Tagged again...

Tagged by Ste



Where
is your cell phone? Computer table
Relationship? Single

Your hair? Artistic
Wo
rk? not at all
Your sister? tuition
Your favorite thing? Long drives
Your dream last night? A Normal one, thats why i dont remember what it was.. :D
Your favorite drink? Pepsi
Your dream car? Keeps changing... BMW for now
The room youre in? My room
Your fears? Elevators
What do you want to be in 10 years? A Dad
Who did you hang out with this weekend? Family
What are you not good at? Singing
One of your wish list items? Royal Enfield
Where you grew up? Banjara kind of life
Last thing you did? Black forest
What are you wearing? Towel
What aren't you wearing? everything that i am supposed to be wearing
Your pet? Wanna have a White mouse.
Your computer? Assembled
Your life? Smooth
Your mood? Orangee
Missing? Old days
What are you thinking about right now? Have to take bath soon..
Your kitchen? reminds me of food
Your summer? stay inside home
Your favorite color? Orange
Last time you laughed? when i sang "I am Henry the eight i am,"
Last time you cried? when i had a bad dream.
School? was good.
Love? i am a Narcissist.


Now any1 who reads this tag is supposed to do this tag.... :D

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

MADZ tag

I cant get any thing inside my mind....
I hope this tag from amds brings something out of my mind


1. I've come to realize that my last kiss.....was a confusion :P

2. I am listening to... Cant help falling in love by Elvis

3. I talk... when i really want to talk

4. I love... Some people and things in my life

5. My best friends.. are in good health.

6. My first real kiss... made someone cry.... :D

7. Love is... a treasure that u ll get somehow

8. Marriage is... presently a threat to my lifestyle

9. Somewhere, someone is thinking... how to end this recession and all.... :D

10. I'll always... brush my teeth before washing my face

11. The last time I really cried was because... When I got a horrible dream

12. My cell phone.. is having no camera, still i love it...

13. When i wake up in the morning... people around me are surprised

14. Before I go to bed... its usually morning again

15. Right now I am thinking about... What movie should i watch...

16. Babies are... cute and adorable

17. I miss... some ppl in my life

18. Today I.. will go out and buy some pepsi and khadya padhart(edible items)

19. Tom I will ... try to finish it all...

20. I really want to be able to... catch chicks soon.. not the girls... the real chicks.. i was champion when i was young somehow i forgot the art.... :P

I specially tag the mystery girl Danica K, and whoever wants to be tagged...
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