Saturday, May 16, 2009

Refrigerator :- The forgotten mother


I've come to the conclusion that there are certain things in your life that play a very vital role in keeping your life comfortable. The irony is that we dont even think about them, forget about realizing their importance.The refrigerator is one such thing in our life.I guess everyone who reads this post would have a refrigerator at their home.

In modern world,the refrigerator is like the mother earth for all forms of foods.Be it dairy products,meat,vegetables,fruits or cold drinks and other hard drinks.It protects them,provides them an environment where they can live longer and breath fresh air and hang out comfortably. So when it does this it helps us too.Coz we want it to behave in that way.The better it plays this role,the more satisfied we are.

We dont have break up with only people.We also have them with the food that we eat.How many times it has happened while watching TV and gulping down that bottle of pepsi when u feel that "I have had enough of that pepsi..I cant take it...I am breaking off..." But there's still something in that bottle thats attracts you and u dont pour it down the sink. When yr neighbour sends home-made gulab jamuns just after u finish yr dinner, U know that u cant have more of them but still care for it.You want those gulab jamuns to stay near u for a longer time.Thats when the Refrigerator comes handy.You stuff all the left overs. So that u can spend time with those food later on.The poor refrigerator never complains.It accepts them with a wide open door.

So because of the refrigerator, what you can have is two life forms of matter that sometimes don't really ever want to be together, and the Refrigerator is like this relationship support system that keeps these strange,Stomachful relationships between humans and food alive.Not only this, it has to listen to those gossips that may happen inside it.The various food stuffs that boast abt who is the most fresh among all,who's got the most nutrition value and what not.It has to listen to these talks.What these innocent food item dont realize is that al of them are goin to be punished and they are goin to hell.This is the place where they should live in harmony.Some of them would be cut into some pieced, fried with oil or boiled.And then they will finally enter the human digestive system where various acids would be poured on them and make the shit out of them.

Humans are not just making a hole in the mother earth's ozone layer,They do that with the refrigerator too.Every time u dont close its doors properly u let the harmful heatwaves to enter its atmosphere. It still tries its best to maintain the atmosphere inside it work hard and take a big load on it compressor heart and you blame it for yr big electricity bill.And once something happens to it, you go mad.You call everywhere,trying to find someone who can bring it to life again. You yell at the serviceman when he come late. You realize that u cant live with the refrigerator.Your kitchen seems to be more spacious bcoz of the refrigerator's absence but it doesnt make you happy.You want the serviceman to fix it fast.The summers get more hotter.Life is never like the way it was.And when it finally returns you forget everything and settle down with the usual way of life.


It never sleeps.Its sole purpose is to keep u happy and it works right from day one when it steps into yr house.Occasionally it gets rest when there's a powercut or when u decide to empty it and switch it off before u go for yr vacation. Who else serve's you this way?Only your refrigerator works and works for you as you eat and keep your stomach full.So the next time when u open the doors of your fridge,give it a bear hug and a kiss,i am sure its machine heart would miss a heart beat... :P :)

12 comments:

Tasneem N. said...

Aha,so true. Yoiu are the first person i have across who really cares for the refrigerator and care to wrte a post on it.
Good job.

Sorcerer said...

haha

dude...that was a fine "piece" of thought

humorous.
so..you buyin a gift for refrigerator on val day or something?

The Pink Orchid said...

last lines had me laughing .. tujhe to fridge se pyaar ho gaya.. tu date pe le ja fridge ko ..:)

Where thoughts are Word$ said...

I'm feeling so guilty of being sooo indifferent to my refrigerator...This post really opened my eyes.

:)

Nice one!! ^_^

bella said...

itz really nice....
so wenz d gud news...i mean shadi kab kar rhe ho.. :P

but criusly it was vry thotful of u 2 think bout d fridge.....

André Luís Leite said...

excelente.kkkkparabens/ otimo trabalho me mijei de rir!!!! valeu
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Mads said...

i read a similar piece.... where? in archies comics..jughead was telling the importance of a fridge and the last pic showed him hugging the fridge :P

damn cool post.something so hatke. so my types :D :P
cool che \:D/

mysterious gal said...

wow that was cooler than expected and i too loved the last line .....
totally hatke and mast post :D

cutestangel said...

hee heee its funny ok lets take it one step further, give the fridge a name an id .Lets give him/her a gender too and treat it with more respect!!!.

http://cutestangel.wordpress.com/

Gaurav Tārkar said...

u remind me of joey from Friends. he used to name his furniture (Stevie the TV and Rosita the chair)

anyways, a cool post.

RINZU RAJAN said...

i loved the way u spoke of a relationship between the refrigerator and the stomach full of food...

concern for the the thing is appreciated...!!!

:-)

mona said...

muaaaah... to my refrigerator...

thanks dude.. for making me realise how much my fridge matters to me...!!...lol...

u tickled my funny bone.. keep up d good work!!

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